Who the hell needs a title?

parttimeyoutuber: icantbelieveitsalawblog: All of human...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:51:32 -0400

icantbelieveitsalawblog:

All of human history has led us to the moment that we developed the technology to digitally add a top hat to a photo of an adorable miniature octopus.

Just look at how fucking dapper that octopus looks. Look at it.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:12:25 -0400

while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:07:10 -0400

while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker

toastandnutella1: madmadamemolly: m-tches: two-1nfinity-and-be...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:07:01 -0400

toastandnutella1:

madmadamemolly:

m-tches:

two-1nfinity-and-bey0nd:

cosmopanther:

Woman takes a photo of herself every day for a year, chronicling the affects of an abusive relationship.

This is fucking heartbreaking. You can see the happiness and hope slip from her eyes with every shot.

tw domestic abuse

this is heartbreaking tbh

Don’t stop reblogging. Women are better than this to stay with men who do this. Stay strong. Know your worth.

The sign she holds up at the end is in Croatian, it reads, “help me, I don’t know if I can wait for tomorrow.”

this is fucked up…so fucked up…

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:57:12 -0400

awesomephilia: itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: W...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:36:10 -0400

awesomephilia:

itisneverlupus:

tennisaurus:

screamingcrawfish:

alphaqueer:

daysturnedtoweeks:

When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?

i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember

go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker

It floats
Source: just now

Awarded to tennisaurus for services to science and great justice.

In case of emergency, your penis may be used as a flotation device.

carlovely: life tips

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:55:23 -0400

carlovely:

life tips

parisjemm: a relationship is like a house if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:54:53 -0400

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

nodus tollens

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:22:54 -0400

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore—that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre—which requires you to go back and reread the chapters that you had originally skimmed through to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.

fabulouslyfreespirited: Closet Bruce Lee mega-fan reporting for...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:55:52 -0400

fabulouslyfreespirited:

Closet Bruce Lee mega-fan reporting for duty. Might have something to do with why every single boyfriend was into martial artt, and now my husband does mixed martial arts as well. It’s not a job requirement ;-) but obviously something is going on there….lo.l Discipline and great bodies.

awesomephilia: A simple yet impossible task. (via)

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:37:51 -0400

awesomephilia:

A simple yet impossible task. (via)

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 06:43:49 -0400

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Sat, 13 Apr 2013 05:47:45 -0400

allaughwithme: Haha.. Yeah.

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 05:47:10 -0400

allaughwithme:

Haha.. Yeah.

sexicancore: i-o-u-an-assbutt: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 05:01:43 -0400

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

bohemea: THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 03:27:00 -0400

bohemea:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

thesickestjokes: Internet addiction will be classified as a mental disorder some time in 2013.I’ll...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 05:38:48 -0400

thesickestjokes:

Internet addiction will be classified as a mental disorder some time in 2013.

I’ll see you all in rehab, motherfuckers.

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