Who the hell needs a title?
tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]

andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce



Oh, bother.

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

Oh, bother.

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

Put the sticker back

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

:D

Put the sticker back