Who the hell needs a title?

thebluthcompany:

Paper Dolls by Kyle Hilton

Oh my god I want to play with these.

Counting down til the Netflix premiere…

Counting down til the Netflix premiere…

Love.

Love.

Classic films dubbed over by the voice cast of Spongebob Squarepants.

Complete awesomeness.

90sareallthat:

Reblogged from: paisleygray

This works in ways that I would’ve never anticipated.

90sareallthat:

Reblogged from: paisleygray

This works in ways that I would’ve never anticipated.

murakamistuff:

Haruki Murakami
I knew I should have shaved. I fucking knew it. This motherfucker best stop staring at my chin. Fast, if he knows what’s good for him. I feel a rage inside me to the power of 100,000 cats. I am Cat God, motherfucker. Hehe. At least my arms look nice. My beautiful typing arms. I want to touch me. BOOM! I sizzle. This is so good. I wonder if they’d let me do the cover with my shirt off. I can’t think of anybody with a shirtless author photo offhand. Seems different, but not too different. Just different enough.
— Famous Authors’ Thoughts While Being Photographed

Haruki Murakami, Cat God.

murakamistuff:

Haruki Murakami

I knew I should have shaved. I fucking knew it. This motherfucker best stop staring at my chin. Fast, if he knows what’s good for him. I feel a rage inside me to the power of 100,000 cats. I am Cat God, motherfucker. Hehe. At least my arms look nice. My beautiful typing arms. I want to touch me. BOOM! I sizzle. This is so good. I wonder if they’d let me do the cover with my shirt off. I can’t think of anybody with a shirtless author photo offhand. Seems different, but not too different. Just different enough.

Haruki Murakami, Cat God.

desuko:

I mean it, man. Really.

desuko:

I mean it, man. Really.

collegehumor:

Bluthex for Arrested Development

And that’s why you don’t get cancelled.

The horrifying thing is that I say a small handful of these things myself.

(of course, this does include the butthole patronus comment).

Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this.

Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this.