Who the hell needs a title?




once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

Women do not have to:



  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.


Otis Redding - These Arms of Mine
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These Arms Of Mine — Otis Redding

You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.
Chuck Palahniuk, “Diary” (via homemayde)
You’re always haunted by the idea you’re wasting your life.
Chuck Palahniuk, “Diary” (via homemayde)


dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son





i wish boobs were made of memory foam instead of fat and milk like theyd still be soft but without the jiggle 

ok but what if every time someone accidentally elbowed ur boob and then there was indent…

idk„ but u could like shape them„ im just tired of jiggle pain

im gonna shape my boobs into dicks no one is going to stop me i am going to have penis shaped breasts


this is your brain

this is your brain on drugs